31 7 / 2014
A bug landed in my drink and I was only halfway through it. What a waste of perfectly good pineapple juice.
I finally have money in my bank accounts. It will all be gone within the month to pay for school and apartments. Welcome to adulthood.
My pillow smells like throw up. Fun fact, blood mixed with hydrogen peroxide smells like vomit.
The ants have returned to my apartment. It is likely that they enjoy the smell of vomit, bug-filled Malibu Bay Breezes, and despair.
30 7 / 2014
enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes
28 7 / 2014
mom: so how do you know this person?
me: *struggles to come up with plausible fake story instead of saying “on the internet”*