30 9 / 2014
dreaming-day-and-night said: 8, 17, 29!
8. What would you take as a weapon if you were to go into a building to assassinate a crime lord that killed your family? Would you be discrete or go in and start killing people until you get to him?
I don’t have any ability to wield any sort of weapon, but I feel like I’d be able to hold a knife and have a vague idea of how to use it, so probably that? And I don’t think I’d be able to get closer than halfway to the front gate without tripping onto the knife and accidentally dying.
17. Something you know you shouldn’t have done, but did anyway?
That one night in January was a pretty bad idea.
29. What do you think of most when you’re falling asleep?
Cuddling. It makes me feel cozy enough to fall asleep!
30 9 / 2014
Some Even Better Questions pls~
- 1 What do you regularly do before bed?
- 2 Who would you say is there for you when you really need them?
- 3 If given the opportunity, where would you time travel and who would you bring with you on the adventure knowing that you're not going to alter anything in the present?
- 4 Is there anyone you miss a lot?
- 5 Favorite drink? (Alcoholic and non-alcoholic)
- 6 Do you smoke weed or cigarettes?
- 7 Would you help the last person you called/texted hide a dead body?
- 8 What would you take as a weapon if you were to go into a building to assassinate a crime lord that killed your family? Would you be discrete or go in and start killing people until you get to him?
- 9 What are three norms that you absolutely hate?
- 10 Who are your top three idols?
- 11 If you could go back to any point and time and do things differently, where would you go and why would you change things?
- 12 Your Pokemon team consists of six Pokemon, which six Pokemon would you choose to be on your team?
- 13 You have the opportunity to meet any musician, dead or alive. Who would you meet and why?
- 14 What was a constant thought that passed your mind today?
- 15 Are you going to school? What are your classes like/what's your major?
- 16 Favorite video game?
- 17 Something you know you shouldn't have done, but did anyway?
- 18 What is a television show that makes you want to strangle someone?
- 19 Most fucked up situation you have ever been in?
- 20 The last time you were hugged and you cried?
- 21 Who is your favorite character from a film?
- 22 Is there a film you can watch repeatedly and never get tired of it?
- 23 Make a list of bands/musicians that you recently started listening to.
- 24 Do you think you would do well in a zombie apocalypse?
- 25 If the world was ending and you had two hours before the Earth was destroyed, what would you do?
- 26 What was your first kiss like?
- 27 Favorite curse word(s)?
- 28 Who do you think would visit you if you were in the hospital?
- 29 What do you think of most when you're falling asleep?
- 30 If you had to choose between immortality, wealth, or any six concert tickets with the opportunity to go to any of those concerts from any time period, which would you choose?
- 31 What do you wish you could be doing right now?
- 32 Who is your favorite person in the world right now?
- 33 What do you think it would be like to have been born with a tail?
- 34 Do you like your name?
- 35 What would you do if two strangers started fighting in a convenience store full of people?
- 36 What are you looking forward to in the near future?
- 37 If you had to use three songs to define yourself, which three would you use?
- 38 HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT CAPITALIZATION LIKE THIS!?
- 39 How do you feel about humanity?
- 40 What's the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to you?
- 41 Do you have a Tumblr crush? What would you do if you had the chance to hangout with them?
- 42 What do you want to do with your life?
- 43 Which of your friends is the funniest?
- 44 Where do you go when you feel like shit?
- 45 What is holding you back from doing something you really want to do?
- 46 What state do you live in?
- 47 Would you ever hangout with someone you met on here?
- 48 When was the last time you got home and actually fell asleep withing ten minutes of making contact with your bed?
- 49 What really turns you on?
- 50 What is a memory that you're very fond of?
30 9 / 2014
Amy Poehler was new to SNL and we were all crowded into the seventeenth-floor writers’ room, waiting for the Wednesday read-through to start. There were always a lot of noisy ‘comedy bits’ going on in that room. Amy was in the middle of some such nonsense with Seth Meyers across the table, and she did something vulgar as a joke. I can’t remember what it was exactly, except it was dirty and loud and ‘unladylike.’
Jimmy Fallon, who was arguably the star of the show at the time, turned to her and in a faux-squeamish voice said, ‘Stop that! It’s not cute! I don’t like it.’
Amy dropped what she was doing, went black in the eyes for a second, and wheeled around on him. ‘I don’t fucking care if you like it.’ Jimmy was visibly startled. Amy went right back to enjoying her ridiculous bit. (I should make it clear that Jimmy and Amy are very good friends and there was never any real beef between them. Insert penis joke here.)
With that exchange, a cosmic shift took place. Amy made it clear that she wasn’t there to be cute. She wasn’t there to play wives and girlfriends in the boys’ scenes. She was there to do what she wanted to do and she did not fucking care if you like it."
30 9 / 2014
30 9 / 2014
"Are you the SAT because I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a 10 minute break halfway through for snacks, and then I can stare at you for like 10 minutes and think ‘wow, I hope I don’t ruin this.’"
30 9 / 2014
nobody hates glee more than people who have sincerely loved glee at some point in their lives