16 9 / 2014

"

My Least Favorite Trope (and this post will include spoilers for The Lego Movie, Guardians of the Galaxy, The Matrix, Western Civilization, and—cod help me—Bulletproof Monk*.) is the thing where there’s an awesome, smart, wonderful, powerful female character who by all rights ought to be the Chosen One and the hero of the movie, who is tasked with taking care of some generally ineffectual male character who is, for reasons of wish fulfillment, actually the person the film focuses on. She mentors him, she teaches him, and she inevitably becomes his girlfriend… and he gets the job she wanted: he gets to be the Chosen One even though she’s obviously far more qualified. And all he has to do to get it and deserve it is Man Up and Take Responsibility.

And that’s it. Every god-damned time. The mere fact of naming the films above and naming the trope gives away the entire plot and character arc of every single movie.

"

16 9 / 2014

kanyewestrainbowfactory:

I deserved this point.

kanyewestrainbowfactory:

I deserved this point.

(via diamondelight92)

15 9 / 2014

Rapunzel + Daily lineup  

(via somehow-here-again)

15 9 / 2014

emmysaurus:

taking a nap is always so risky like when will I wake up? in thirty minutes? in 2 hours? in 7 years?? no one can be sure

(via adumbscotts)

15 9 / 2014

wordssetinstony:

disneyprincessanna:

joeycontemporary:

in case it hasn’t hit you yet: Tiana is the first Disney Princess from America.

Bitch, please 
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I can paint with all the colors of your ignorance

(Source: jocontemporary, via somehow-here-again)

15 9 / 2014

15 9 / 2014

15 9 / 2014

15 9 / 2014

"Waking up in the morning is easier if you have someone to wake up for."

15 9 / 2014

15 9 / 2014

  • 1: wow you drink so much water, you're so healthy!!
  • 2: i cry so much i gotta stay hydrated

15 9 / 2014

"College kids literally don’t care about walking in the way of cars at school because we’re like “hit me i don’t care pay my tuition.”"

"Hit me my thesis is due in 12 hours and I haven’t started it"

"Hit me I have a final in an hour and I didn’t study"

"Hit me I’ve been on a 24 hour drinking binge and I’m invincible"

"Hit me. You’re a university vehicle and I’ll get free tuition."

"Hit me I feel like a failure anyway"

(via infelicific)

(via somehow-here-again)

15 9 / 2014

doctor who + text posts | part 1/? (tenth doctor edition)

bonus:

(Source: atackeyebrows)

15 9 / 2014

fuckyeah-theroom:

owlgoggles20:

The Great One has spoken

Thank you Tommy.

(Source: getyourspoons)

15 9 / 2014

Wonderboy, you are perfect.

(via allthecolorsofdisney)